February 28th, 2011Reviews
Running is an activity which works a body hard and makes it quite strong. If one runs quite a far distance, say, 3, 4, 6, 13.1, 26.2 or more miles – a beer can be quite a refreshing beverage to quench thirst. Whether you choose to drink the beer before, during, or after, it is quite a satisfying activity. I would go out on a limb and say that even bad beer can taste good when you’re really sweaty and thirsty. Really good beer might not taste as good as its potential until after a glass or two of water/sport drink – this is debatable and perhaps depends on how much salt or electrolytes you’ve sweated out and how delerious you are at this point.
It was on a recent day, during a late winter (spring fever) run that I had the opportunity to taste a Labatt’s Blue Light. There were a few things working in this beer’s favor:
1) I was hot and sweaty and had built up quite a thirst
2) The beer was handed to me for free from a friend – what an attractive price tag
3) The can is somewhat cute – blue and silver, depicting an icy mountain in Canada
4) It is a light beer, and doesn’t fill you up.
5) Potentially great shotgunning beer – thin and not very bubbly, easy to swallow.
6) We drank it outside on a lovely late winter (springlike) sunny day.
Unfortunately, these are the bright spots working in favor of Labatt’s Blue Light…
The downside – this beer really doesn’t have much of a flavor, and if it does, it tastes a little bit like Skunk Light. Now it is possible the reason we got these beers handed to us for free was because they were old and sitting in the fridge forever… but I couldn’t even finish my can. As I poured it down an alley grate it was almost clear.
Unlike its bolder brother regular Labatts, Labatts Light is a bit weak, with a 4% alcohol content and 111 calories (8g of carbs). For comparisons you can check out other beer calorie/carb charts here and here. (e.g. you could have a Corona Light for 109 calories and 5 carbs with 4.5% alcohol)
From my research, it looks like a 12-pack of 12 ouncers runs about $11-14, an 18-pack about $17-20 and a 24-pack can go for about $19-26 depending on your location and local variables. So a dollar per beer give or take a few cents or so as you buy in larger quantity. They also come in 24 ounce cans for those with extra large thirsts.
I’ll give it a 2 out of 5. Not the best beer we’ve tasted at Fishtown Briefcase, and after Pennsylvania Style, definitely not the worst. Perhaps we should have gotten the Labatt Blue Light Lime.
More info: Labatt Brewing Co. Wikipedia Page (their actual website is sucky and I can’t get much useful info from it waiting for a 3 minute flash app to load after entering my birthdate 3 times to access three different links.)
Added: It is almost hard to believe that the same company that makes this beer also makes Magic Hat and Pyramid ales.Tags: canadia, labatt blue, labatt blue ice, north american breweries, Reviews
January 4th, 2009Reviews
Finally, a bad review on Fishtown Briefcase.
I had a few days off from work this week, not enough days to take a trip somewhere interesting at the last minute, and not enough advance planning to make it happen on the skint. What to do? I tried staying at home organizing the crap out of my house, and got cabin fever on the 2nd day. So I took a drive out to the Lancaster outlet malls and was hoping to catch a local package store on the way up or back to see what beers they had to offer that weren’t as easily had at home in the Philly area. I was hoping to find something along the lines of Knights Head or some secret PA Dutch cheap beer but instead the only package stores I drove by on the day before New Year’s Eve were closed by 7:30pm. Shameful. Then along Route 30 in Exton, PA, I entered the most amazing beer distributor I’ve ever been in during my 30-some years of existence. I drooled past the Rogue section and skipped purchasing from the microbrew/import aisle and ended up in the cheap macro section looking for inspiration.
What I found: Pennsylvania Style Lager. Since we’re a blog based in PA, I thought, what the heck. The price was definitely right.
Brewed by GJS Sales Inc. which is associated with the City Brewing Company (formerly G. Heileman Brewing Co.) in Lacrosse, Wisconsin, this beer goes for approximately $11 for a 30-pack briefcase of 12 oz. cans cheapest levitra. That’s approximately 37 cents per beer! They also make a Pennsylvania Style Ice and Pennsylvania Style Light if you’re a sporting type.
Best drank ice cold, so cold you can barely taste it, Pennsylvania Style Lager is also a good “shotgun” beer. You want to make sure you drink it as quickly as possible so as to miss the flavor as much as you can. The taste is light, thin and sweet, with an aftertaste kind of like carbonated corn syrup or perhaps watered-down apple juice. The pour is pale yellow with a nice head that quickly goes down. The best part of drinking this beer is that later, when you emit a monster belch from that can you just shotgunned while it was so ice cold you could barely taste it, your belch tastes like apple juice. If you get a big sip of the head, it’s probably the second-best part. But this ain’t no lager.
Other reviewers who sampled Pennsylvania Style Lager with me had this to say:
“It’s blander than club soda.”
“It smells like beer, but hold your nose while drinking it and it goes down like a beautiful butterfly.”
“It tastes like they took a keg of water, pissed into it, added a splash of apple juice and a couple shots of grain alcohol to make this beer.”
So there you have it… Pennsylvania Style Lager in a nutshell. It ain’t no lager, and it doesn’t taste anything like Pennsylvania.
Overall rating: 1.5 out of 5 briefcases, mainly for the price, the ease of shotgunning, and the apple juice burp aftertaste.Tags: pennsylvania style, pennsylvania style lager, Reviews, shotgunning
Happy Holidays everyone! We are in the greatest season known to man, woman, or child to be a bearer of cheap beer. If there is one major problem with the holiday party, it is that people get so caught up in the atmosphere, the pretty lights, and the fighting with loved ones that they drink the following: fine beer, fine liquor, and fine wine. Here’s the problem with that: ALL THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE. As a direct result: these parties run out of beer. WHAT!?! Party with no beer!?! I’m outraged at the very thought of it.
Let’s say, for instance, you are going to be attending a joyous, holiday soiré. Here is how you, my friend, can be a hero:
1.) Buy a case of cheap beer
2.) Bring the case of cheap beer to the party
3.) Drink the case of cheap beer
4.) Repeat for each party you attend
Extra points for: Dressing up like Santa, having a fantastically bad holiday outfit, encouraging shotguns of cheap beer, and getting rude with the mistletoe.
I personally know of two parties alone that were saved by a 30-pack of Schaefer. Without these charitable people bringing cheap holiday libations, these parties would have hit a wall before midnight instead of becoming nights when great memories are made. This is a beer that does everything great to mankind. It encourages sing-a-longs, it gets the girl who is ‘already too drunk’ drunker, it makes white guys dance (okay, that might not be a good thing), and it makes people open up and drink the holidays in. The brewers of this $13.99 “brick of beers” love the holidays and want everyone to have a great time. They are great guys, and you too can be great guy/girl by bringing a case of Schaefer to your next party.
This isn’t even a review of the beer. It doesn’t even matter how it tasted (okay, it does taste great). The people who brought cases of Schaefer beer to holiday parties all around the world saved Christmas and contributed to the greatest gift of all, ELE (everybody love everybody).
Schaefer: 5/5 briefcases. Let’s all give thanks for Schaefer in this holiday season! Happy holidays everybody!Tags: cheer, holiday, Reviews, schaefer