Let me tell you, I am fully embarrassed by having the opening title for this be the NBA playoffs slogan adapted/bastardized from the Black Eyed Pea’s “Lets get retarded.” Our taste really isn’t that bad. Or perhaps it is. You see, our goal over the next 52 weeks is to buy a case of the cheapest beer we can find and judge it on its merit and our experiences with it.
This experience is going to be with a modern classic, Mickey’s Malt Liquor.
Notice the short, thick, wide-mouthed bottle dubbed “The Hand Grenade.” How could there be a better bottle design? It’s different, beautiful, has a badass nickname, AND is easy to drink from- the beer practically pours itself down your throat. It is a lager-style beer that also makes a good training beer- it’s one of the only bottles you can really chug down with speed due to its unique shape and mouth. This beer makes you drink it fast, so putting down 8-10 of these malt explosives in a single sitting won’t be uncommon (read: I have a drinking problem).
The flavor of Mickey’s is good and makes for very unproblematic drinking- at 5.7% ABV it packs enough punch without that strong booze taste you get from most malt liquors. At around $14-$16 for a case, it will get the job done at a price you can afford without killing your taste buds.
I’m not sure if the people at most beer companies are cool, but Mickey’s has to have about the coolest people. First, they’re growing in popularity in large part right now through their sponsorship of UFC, the very fun-to-watch, most badass fighting sport on the planet. A quick glance at their web site has some awesomely funny stuff including a practical joke section where I learned that filling a water pistol with baby oil and spraying my friends around the crotch with it before a night out and telling them “Its only water, it will dry soon” is a great idea.
Overall, I’m going to give Mickey’s 4.5 briefcases. That’s over 100 beers. This stuff is good, cheap, and effective and the sweet bottle really makes for a pretty fun beer to drink. I could make this my casual brew with no problems, and I’d encourage anyone who hasn’t had it in a while to pick up a case. Like the little hornet on the bottle says “Get Stung!”Tags: bottles, lager, malt liquor, mickey's