Check it out… Need something different to do with all those cans in your recycling bin? Check out these beautiful butterfly recycled beer can sculptures and get your ass inspired! Artist Paul Villinski collected tons of cans and carefully cut out butterfly shapes, assembled them into pretty patterns, and made some fly wall art. My fave is the one with the records though I have a soft spot for spirals. Dig the use of color and composition. Beauty IS in the eye of the beerholder here!Tags: crafts, recycling
December 24th, 2008fun
A couple of vintage Christmas adds. Happy Holidays and a very merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays everyone! We are in the greatest season known to man, woman, or child to be a bearer of cheap beer. If there is one major problem with the holiday party, it is that people get so caught up in the atmosphere, the pretty lights, and the fighting with loved ones that they drink the following: fine beer, fine liquor, and fine wine. Here’s the problem with that: ALL THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE. As a direct result: these parties run out of beer. WHAT!?! Party with no beer!?! I’m outraged at the very thought of it.
Let’s say, for instance, you are going to be attending a joyous, holiday soiré. Here is how you, my friend, can be a hero:
1.) Buy a case of cheap beer
2.) Bring the case of cheap beer to the party
3.) Drink the case of cheap beer
4.) Repeat for each party you attend
Extra points for: Dressing up like Santa, having a fantastically bad holiday outfit, encouraging shotguns of cheap beer, and getting rude with the mistletoe.
I personally know of two parties alone that were saved by a 30-pack of Schaefer. Without these charitable people bringing cheap holiday libations, these parties would have hit a wall before midnight instead of becoming nights when great memories are made. This is a beer that does everything great to mankind. It encourages sing-a-longs, it gets the girl who is ‘already too drunk’ drunker, it makes white guys dance (okay, that might not be a good thing), and it makes people open up and drink the holidays in. The brewers of this $13.99 “brick of beers” love the holidays and want everyone to have a great time. They are great guys, and you too can be great guy/girl by bringing a case of Schaefer to your next party.
This isn’t even a review of the beer. It doesn’t even matter how it tasted (okay, it does taste great). The people who brought cases of Schaefer beer to holiday parties all around the world saved Christmas and contributed to the greatest gift of all, ELE (everybody love everybody).
Schaefer: 5/5 briefcases. Let’s all give thanks for Schaefer in this holiday season! Happy holidays everybody!Tags: cheer, holiday, Reviews, schaefer
Let me tell you, I am fully embarrassed by having the opening title for this be the NBA playoffs slogan adapted/bastardized from the Black Eyed Pea’s “Lets get retarded.” Our taste really isn’t that bad. Or perhaps it is. You see, our goal over the next 52 weeks is to buy a case of the cheapest beer we can find and judge it on its merit and our experiences with it.
This experience is going to be with a modern classic, Mickey’s Malt Liquor.
Notice the short, thick, wide-mouthed bottle dubbed “The Hand Grenade.” How could there be a better bottle design? It’s different, beautiful, has a badass nickname, AND is easy to drink from- the beer practically pours itself down your throat. It is a lager-style beer that also makes a good training beer- it’s one of the only bottles you can really chug down with speed due to its unique shape and mouth. This beer makes you drink it fast, so putting down 8-10 of these malt explosives in a single sitting won’t be uncommon (read: I have a drinking problem).
The flavor of Mickey’s is good and makes for very unproblematic drinking- at 5.7% ABV it packs enough punch without that strong booze taste you get from most malt liquors. At around $14-$16 for a case, it will get the job done at a price you can afford without killing your taste buds.
I’m not sure if the people at most beer companies are cool, but Mickey’s has to have about the coolest people. First, they’re growing in popularity in large part right now through their sponsorship of UFC, the very fun-to-watch, most badass fighting sport on the planet. A quick glance at their web site has some awesomely funny stuff including a practical joke section where I learned that filling a water pistol with baby oil and spraying my friends around the crotch with it before a night out and telling them “Its only water, it will dry soon” is a great idea.
Overall, I’m going to give Mickey’s 4.5 briefcases. That’s over 100 beers. This stuff is good, cheap, and effective and the sweet bottle really makes for a pretty fun beer to drink. I could make this my casual brew with no problems, and I’d encourage anyone who hasn’t had it in a while to pick up a case. Like the little hornet on the bottle says “Get Stung!”Tags: bottles, lager, malt liquor, mickey's